Toronto Star
June 27, 2008
Jim Coyle
Whatever else
he brings to the Ontario Legislature, Peter Shurman has a set of pipes that
always makes it sound like three in the morning. When the rookie MPP for
Thornhill speaks, it conjures visions of a martini, a cigar and some Sinatra to
nurse life's loneliness and regret.
At
Queen's Park, which in its current incarnation is a mind-numbingly dull
assembly of the earnest, the scripted, the sycophantic on the government side,
the discouraged and disengaged on opposition benches, Shurman's personality
stands out like a plaid jacket in a church choir.
He ended
the session that came to a merciful close last week with an entertaining rant
about the "nanny-state mentality" of the ban-happy McGuinty
government.
The
agenda seems to be to make "it illegal to be a moron in Ontario," he
complained. As befits an old radio man, Shurman produced a hit parade of
forbidden things for his blog.
"We
are spending a lot of time talking about issues that are of little or no
importance to most Ontarians," he says. For instance, "I bet that 99
per cent of Ontarians didn't know or care about" the Legislature's prayer
habits.
In the
Progressive Conservative caucus in which Shurman resides, most attention is
devoted to MPPs who might be persuaded to vacate their seat for out-in-the-cold
leader John Tory. Having just been elected, Shurman, an energetic 60, isn't
among them.
So while
the boss's seat-seeking goes on, Shurman has emerged as one of a few
Progressive Conservative members with much energy for the battle.
In April,
he was ejected from the chamber for an overzealous attack on a minister on the
issue of illegal tobacco sales.
He was
furious, too, at the recent TTC strike ended by back-to-work legislation and
was among those demanding an apology to the city by union leaders.
Then, on
May Day, Shurman rose to describe his experience as both a union member ?
"I even have strike experience under my belt" ? and a small-business
owner.
The
former talk-show host ? a licensed pilot and scuba diver ? seems nothing if not
game for adventure.
This
week, in commenting on the death of an Ontario man after having been Tasered by
police, Shurman recalled how, in his radio days, arrangements were made
"for me to go and get Tasered myself to find out what it felt like."
The plan apparently fell through.
In the
WASPy suburban and rural redoubt that is the PC caucus, Shurman stands out
like, well, an urban Jew.
In fact,
in what might be a first at Queen's Park, he mounted a mezuzah, made of stone
from Jerusalem, on his office doors on the same day he gave his inaugural
speech in the Legislature.
His
grandparents were lost to the Holocaust. His father fled Germany, arriving in
Canada by way of England because here "we are all free to practise our
religions and to live our lives in any way we choose."
Born in
Montreal, Shurman moved to Ontario 30 years ago. He speaks French and has also
tried his hand at remarks in other languages on notable occasions for, say, his
riding's large Korean or Filipino communities.
Marking
the Persian holiday of Nowruz this spring, Shurman said he'd even had the
opportunity while celebrating with Iranian Canadians in his riding to cut the
rug with a belly dancer.
And
though he politely declined, he's still one of the few MPPs in the place who
look and sound as if they're having fun.